I AINT NO HUSTLER

I admit, there are a lot of problems in the world today. We have a horrendous war going on in Iraq, Crime is increasing, people in New Orleans still don't have homes, Millions of Africans are dying of AIDS and the Red Sox are in the world series. Now I'm pretty certain these are all heinous things that deserve our outrage. One thing I'm not so certain about -   that this piece of shit fat white baby needs a car.
Can you believe it? "Free Towing"? ..."Any Condition"? At first I thought, "that big headed boy is taking running away from home to new level." But then I realized that the youth these days are so media savvy that even a fat 1 year old with a plan can make shit happen. And that's when I got furious, because while I slave away over a copy machine in a dickface law office, this dude is riding around in some suckers donated whip. Damn it. Listen, I hate a chubby white baby as much as the next man, but why didn't I think of that?

Seriously, this billboard is actually on my block....and although it still might be a bald old man trying to score are a free ride, I have finally come to terms with the fact that even weirdo fat white babies are out hustling me. So if you see this kid riding down your block-  holler at him for me. I need a new job.