YOU MIGHT BE A LOSER...IS THAT ALRIGHT?

I went to get cash at some shitty ATM outside a Mexican deli in the LES. After I entered my PIN number the screen displayed the most curtious ATM notice I've ever seen:

You might not get a receipt for this transaction. Is that Alright?

I looked around, a bit perplexed. Live bank tellers aren't that sweet. That was awfully kind of you MR. ATM I thought, but what you should have said was:

You might not want to take out any money, cause then you'll only have 26 bucks left in your account and will suffer a full on anxiety attack followed by feelings of helplessness and depression. Alright?