IS YOUR EYEBALL GONNA STAY THAT CREEPY?

So I am basically recovered from my surgery. I still can't feel my nose, when I smile it feels like something might rip and I'm sickly addicted to this nasal spray... but honestly it's kinda crazy how fast the human body can heal. And medical technology is pretty impressive as well- I mean they basically opened up my nose from the inside straightend and clipped cartilage, dug some holes and sewed it all up- without breaking any exterior skin....it's been a week and my nose looks fine. That's nuts. But what I've really discovered through this procedure is that my friends have absolutely no idea what I look like. None. Although at this point I look 100% the same as I did pre-surgery, the responses received concerning my operation have been: "Oh man! It Looks real poofy toward the top," "Dude, Your nose is turned way more upright," "Oh wow, your nostrils look huge!," "It looks like it shrank your upper lip," "Wow. I can't believe you decided to come out looking like that,""Is it going to stay that bumpy?,""So are you gonna ever look the same again?" What!?! Believe me I'm not the most self concious person in the world but I'm also not the least. I would know if they put my nose on backwards. What I realized is this surgery basically gave everyone free reign to focus on and describe any features on my face that people think are weird. "Are your eyebrows gonna stay that bushy?" -What? "Why did they make your forehead so lumpy?" -Huh? "Is the swelling gonna go down in your front teeth?"- Motherfucker they operated on my nose.