I have received numerous emails regarding the whereabouts of Illy-Al Zarkowitz considering the current climate in the middle East. No worries people. According to The Zark the climate is: "perfect for tanning." Besides the middle Eastern sun, the birage of bombs and explosions have added a significant amount of radiation that leads to a wonderful "glow" making tanning oils completely unnecessary. There are dangers of tanning in the middle of a regional conflict. Look at this poor fool to next to Al Zark...dude took a stray Hezbollah missile to the beak. But don't worry about Zarky, the Orioles cap and those shorts are actually made of Kevlar....I think that little patch of chest hair may be bulletproof too. Holler.
I have received numerous emails regarding the whereabouts of Illy-Al Zarkowitz considering the current climate in the middle East. No worries people. According to The Zark the climate is: "perfect for tanning." Besides the middle Eastern sun, the birage of bombs and explosions have added a significant amount of radiation that leads to a wonderful "glow" making tanning oils completely unnecessary. There are dangers of tanning in the middle of a regional conflict. Look at this poor fool to next to Al Zark...dude took a stray Hezbollah missile to the beak. But don't worry about Zarky, the Orioles cap and those shorts are actually made of Kevlar....I think that little patch of chest hair may be bulletproof too. Holler.
4 Comments:
as you can tell the middle-eastern
lambchops have been doing the kid right.......
ha
Is that the queens pawn album cover?
nice eddie murray cap
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