Gator vs. Grizzly

so the story went that i was walking home from the grocery store
minding my own business. when all of a sudden i saw an alligator jump
a ramp and turn the corner to beat the crap out of a grizzly bear (you
can tell it's a grizzly because it has a hump on it's back). and of
all the weapons one could choose, the gator opted for a fucking rake.
a couple swift punches, jabs and a roundhouse kick to the grill, the
gator raked the grizzly right in the damn face. and down the grizzly
went.