So today was my big day.
Surgery. It was just like on TV. I had to put on those funny slippers and pajama pants and this smock type shirt. There was the confident Surgeon, the foreign accented Anasthesia guy, clip boards, X-rays, those circular overhread lights and lots of things beeping. I had an iv and everything. One second I was making small talk on the operating table and the next thing I knew it was two and half hours later and i was in the recovery room. I felt like i got a swift boot to the nose and my head was pounding. I guess I kinda expected that. The only real weird thing was waking up all groggy with my smock -like- shirt thing missing and this Large asian nurse with her hand on my chest looking over me and saying, "HERRO. HOW MY BOYFRIEND DOING? GOOOOOOOOD?" That kinda freaked me out. But besides that I'm chilling at the crib bleeding profusely from my beak and basking in the amazing haze of Tylenol-3's.......later Duuuudes.
So today was my big day. Surgery. It was just like on TV. I had to put on those funny slippers and pajama pants and this smock type shirt. There was the confident Surgeon, the foreign accented Anasthesia guy, clip boards, X-rays, those circular overhread lights and lots of things beeping. I had an iv and everything. One second I was making small talk on the operating table and the next thing I knew it was two and half hours later and i was in the recovery room. I felt like i got a swift boot to the nose and my head was pounding. I guess I kinda expected that. The only real weird thing was waking up all groggy with my smock -like- shirt thing missing and this Large asian nurse with her hand on my chest looking over me and saying, "HERRO. HOW MY BOYFRIEND DOING? GOOOOOOOOD?" That kinda freaked me out. But besides that I'm chilling at the crib bleeding profusely from my beak and basking in the amazing haze of Tylenol-3's.......later Duuuudes.
5 Comments:
"Herrooo" Hahaha.
Danny i thought you LUWS folks usually get the nose job for your sweet 16.
Nah bro, you got it mixed up.....we get the horns removed at 16.
let me get 2 of them Tyleneezys.
wow. quite possibly the best photo accompaniment of all time. Your new nickname is Andrew W. Beak. sweet 16 = hahaha but horns = hahahaer.
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