Wednesday, July 12, 2006

LAUNDRY WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

Holy christ do I hate doing laundry. I am buried in Laundry right now. Maybe its the fact that I own so many t-shirts, underwear and socks that i can actually forgoe washing my clothes for a solid month, which leads to a VW Bug sized pile of Laundry in the corner of my room. So when I finally run out of clean things- I am washing clothes for an entire day. I know what you're thinking....why don't you just drop it off? Why? Because I would need a fork lift and/or crane to get it down and out of the apartment, kinda like those giant obese people who die in their beds. The worst part is that I will be so sick and tired of washing and drying that by the time I finish all of it, I will probably dump all the clean, dry and unfolded clothes in a pile on my couch where it will sit for a couple days, slowly being mixed with newly dirty clothes and being sat on by yours truly until I can no longer distinguish what is clean and what is dirty. Help.

12 Comments:

Salvi said...

the spot round my way needs 16 quarters... imagine that.

3:10 PM  
dannyfresh said...

16 quarters and 16 hours of your day.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous said...

why don't you just throw it one or two of the triple loaders? done in 2 hours.

4:17 PM  
Anonymous said...

what the fuck is a triple loader?

4:27 PM  
Anonymous said...

a hooker

5:22 PM  
Anonymous said...

you look like a triple loader

9:59 PM  
Anonymous said...

you look like a triple loader

10:00 PM  
Anonymous said...

you look like a triple loader

10:00 PM  
Jamie said...

oh lord danny -- for the love of god -- just bring it to the sweet little asian lady on your corner in one of those laundry bags we used to use in college -- they return it to you folded in THE smallest, tiniest, neatest little squares you have ever seen!! Seriously dude -- your time is worth more....

12:22 AM  
dannyfresh said...

you haven't seen how little i do with my time as of late

12:48 AM  
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