JUST AN ASIAN IN A WHEELCHAIR TO ME

Honestly, when did the world start revolving around celebrities?? Has it always been this ridiculous? Has the world always cared where Jessica Simpson buys her lattes? This celebrity culture shit is straight unbelievable (rock stars aside, cause musicians actually do cool shit besides being pretty). The most absurd shit to me is the gawker.com Galker Stalker maps. This might be old news, but ridiculous nonetheless. Because I stand firmly behind the old supply-demand curve, especially the supply axis, I got no beef with Gawker; the people who actually read that map, the demand,…yeah, I got a problem with you. I don’t know about you, but I don’t give a shit where Lindsay Lohan is unless she’s staring directly at my exposed penis. Why else would a heterosexual male care what that anorexic moron is doing?? Why women care where she is even more retarded. I honestly don’t get the whole celebrity culture thing…I wish I knew so I could join in on the fun. Then I could be like “Yo, Bro, I just saw Justin Timberlake eating a steak dinner at the Tribeca Grand and this dude straight ashed his cigarette in his dinner by accident”…oh wait, Danny Fresh actually did that. Anyway, no matter what, stalking isn’t cool to me, except that time in college my friend took three hits of acid, stole my roommates bike, lost it in a sand dune on a golf course and then spent the rest of the day stalking, and writing down everything the one Asian quadriplegic on our campus did. Dude literally stalked her for a day. His conclusions: she LOVES Japanese food for lunch, sitting by the Mississippi river levees, and she's an avid reader of Choose Your Own Adventure books. Other than that kind of “celebrity” stalking, the whole thing is straight RETARDED.