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I'm gonna be totally honest with ya. I was hating on the World Cup hard when that joint first popped off. I was like yo these foreigners can't even score points, dudes just run around and around like straight up fools. Basically it was a similar phenomenon that happened to me when I went to Europe, I become ridiculously patriotic. When I was over there it was in my most liberal phase, to the point where if I was president I'd of probably gave back this whole continent back to Native Americans. I was, in Fox News-speak, definitely "Blame America First". But once I got over to Europe, and skinny nerd ass Scandinavians, and dudes from the Canadian army were hating on American foreign policy, I found myself saying things like "if it weren't for U.S. foreign policy you'd be speaking German or Russian and living in a hovel." Just getting unnessacrily angry when ever anyone said some shit about America. And let's face it, when some dude wearing paramilitary gear shoved and M16 in my face, and started yelling gibberish at me (he was asking for my passport) on the streets of Buddapest, definitley made me appreciate this country.
However, the world cup was kinda the same shit. I was like "I ain't gonna let this foreigners tell me what sports to like, eff that, We (as Americans) run things. That was until Saturday when DannyFresh was like yo watch this game I promise you’ll like that shit. So I was like o.k., I'll come thru and watch Brazil crush France, which from my understanding was a foregone conclusion. So I meet up at the bar, and apparently when it comes to Soccer everyone who lives in Brooklyn is Brazilian. So that made me immediately pro France, plus your man paullyp put me on to the fact that Brazil was the sickest frontrunner team ever. I can't front watching that shit was kinda awesome. That old Frenchman that's about to retire was regulating, plus Henry is kinda ill, but my ace is definitely Ribery, cause he looks like the toxic avenger! Dude definitley resembles sloth from the Goonies, except sloth isn't the fastest human being on the planet and sloth probably bags more girls. By the end I manged to watch that shit without my knee-jerk patriotism overcoming me. So basically I'm gonna get this tat and watch that final game.