One of the more disturbing things about my unfortunate living situation has been accidentally stumbling upon my rommate/dads internet porn collection. It's bad enough that if i'm watching any sporting event that has female halftime-timeout entertainment, he pushes his glasses down to get a better look and says things like, "mmm..look at that. Gorgeous." Recently as i've been helping him set up his new computer i have stumbled upon some images that make me cringe. I'm talking closeups people. But at the same time i kinda feel like the old guy doesn't really know all the porn possibilities out there. Listen i'm not a porn expert, but from what i've seen dude could really get his arthritic hands on some better material. So i'm kinda torn between giving the old fella some advice and throwing up in the sink because my life is ridiculous. But just when i get down on the roomate he knows how to pick my spirits right back up. Once a week without fail he cooks an entire packet of bacon and keeps it in the fridge until the re-up at the end of the week. BLT'S for days make me forget all about his gross low quality porn collection. Ahh fuck it. Come on dad lets eat a sandwhich and watch this DVD.
One of the more disturbing things about my unfortunate living situation has been accidentally stumbling upon my rommate/dads internet porn collection. It's bad enough that if i'm watching any sporting event that has female halftime-timeout entertainment, he pushes his glasses down to get a better look and says things like, "mmm..look at that. Gorgeous." Recently as i've been helping him set up his new computer i have stumbled upon some images that make me cringe. I'm talking closeups people. But at the same time i kinda feel like the old guy doesn't really know all the porn possibilities out there. Listen i'm not a porn expert, but from what i've seen dude could really get his arthritic hands on some better material. So i'm kinda torn between giving the old fella some advice and throwing up in the sink because my life is ridiculous. But just when i get down on the roomate he knows how to pick my spirits right back up. Once a week without fail he cooks an entire packet of bacon and keeps it in the fridge until the re-up at the end of the week. BLT'S for days make me forget all about his gross low quality porn collection. Ahh fuck it. Come on dad lets eat a sandwhich and watch this DVD.
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Bacon and the thought of your dad JOing ... man your really trying to make me hurl at work.
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