YOU CAUGHT THE BURGLES

Since the Bro staff is busy preparing for the weekend and couldn't think of anything else to write, you loyal readers get some more Bro-Slanguage. Although its use has expanded, this word was derived from an unfortunate lunch that a few Bros ate at spot in WilliamsBURG. The weirdo burger meat was undoubtedly made from the Ewok like cats who were scavenging around the backyard of this restaurant. Word to the wise, never eat a burger where Ewoks have staked out the joint. You're eating Ewok meat, and you will most definitely catch a case of The Burgles.

The Burgles: () Pronunciation Key (B-er^gl-z)
n. ber^gl-d, soo-pur biz-burgl-d

1. Inability to digest or difficulty in digesting after eating someone or thing.
2. Disheartening discomfort or illness resulting from this inability or difficulty resulting in cancellation of all social plans for the evening.
   
3. a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort, heartburn, nausea or general feeling of doom that you will probably poop yourself.
   
4. An abnormal increase in the acidity of the body's fluids, caused either by accumulation of whiskey acids or by depletion of bicarbonates through excessive eating of various meat [especially Ewok] or faux meat products shaped into a patty and consumed rapidly.
5. A common side order served at any ghetto rice and beans spot.