THAT'S NOT A KNIFE. NOW THIS IS A KNIFE.

My Pops and I were walking past the horses along Central Park South the other day:

Me: You know, I don't really mind the smell of Horse shit.
Pops: Me neither.....It's not bad.
- Horse immediately to our left starts taking a huge piss...
Me: Whoa there...now that's taking a pee.
Pops: Seriously. I wish my prostate worked that well.
Me: Ewww.