MIND YOUR MANNERS

After extensive research The Bro Report division of Sexual Education has compiled data on what Appropriate "Condom Etiquette" does NOT include:

1. Leaving a "banna peel" on the floor to be slipped on in the morning.
2. Ignoring the box of tissues and throwing said condom on the top of the trash because apparently, and I quote, "I don't want to be reminded of what happened last night first thing in the morning."
3. Winging a wrapper across the room having it accidently land in a shoe.
4. "The Missing Link"- You're pretty sure sex took place. The open wrapper is found, but the condom has disappeared.

Don't act like you don't know what we're talking about.