Thursday, June 01, 2006

I SAID FRONT, DOWN ON FRONT STREET

As part of The Bro Report's effort to educate the children we have started a monthly "slangology" forum. Unfortunately As a product of the NYC public school system I don't know much about "definitions" or "grammar" or "reading," but I do know that a picture's worth a thousand words.
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Front Street; (fr-unt str-yt)
n.
  1. The place of business or procrastination where a Bro resides instead of kickin' it with his peoples and doing real things.
  2. Not doing Big things.
  3. Bullshitting.
  4. If you are a sellout you've probably been kickin' it on Front Street.
  5. If you have ever smoked Bobos you were probably born on Front Street.
  6. If you are dannyfresh you currently live on Front Street.
  7. The place you go if you have a tummy ache and don't come to this open bar jumpoff.
  8. Located either perpendicular to or parallel with the equally worthless Beat Street.

8 Comments:

EvRocker said...

I've been subletting on Front Street for a few - I'm hoping to make this move to Cake Street soon.

Nonetheless, my vocab has grown today because of this post, there should more practical knowledge spilled on The Bro.

10:28 AM  
peesky said...

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11:34 AM  
peesky said...

never for get that Front Street also intersects Perpetration Blvd. It's nasty out there

11:36 AM  
philly phelch said...

I come through Canal and let the luger style/ In the DA mouth, shit - here's a root canal/ Right on center street, put em on front street/ Next day the front page, who gonna front on me?

11:49 AM  
Urban Dictionary said...

1. front street

to call someone out or put them in an embaressing position.

"Joe put John on "front street" by asking him if he was gay in front of his new boss."


2. Front Street

To put somebody on blast, to tell all of someone's business,

"I will put you on front street if you don't tell your girl you're sleeping with me."

12:13 PM  
Anonymous said...

the Urban dictionary is a completely unreliable source:

Definition: The Burgles

12:28 PM  
robbie talihan said...

I'm definitley the mayor of front street

2:23 PM  
Anonymous said...

I peeped this english-spanish dictionary the other day:

Front Street = El Regreso Way

2:12 PM  

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