FIRST. AN INTRODUCTION. [PART ONE]
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. THE ONE. THE ONLY. BAI LING.
What would you do if approached over myspace by the one and only Bai Ling? What if she sent you a message that said:
Dear Anonymous Bro,
You write very well. I don't like talking about my past cause it was hard life. I only have guys on my page because i like them better than girl. It is hard to find friends who are girls because they get jealous when their boyfriend like me instead. I know you think i am very forward but my past has taught me to be very forward or else. I just got out of a boyfriend and i miss waking up next to someone. It has been a long time. You seem kind. can we meet?
Interested? Well a certain anonymous Bro was very interested. Little did he know that this was all a part of an undercover investigation by The Bro Report to expose the filthy weirdness of Myspace. You see Bai Ling was created by The Bro Report. What you will read over the next few days may disturb you.....stay tuned.
What would you do if approached over myspace by the one and only Bai Ling? What if she sent you a message that said:
Dear Anonymous Bro,
You write very well. I don't like talking about my past cause it was hard life. I only have guys on my page because i like them better than girl. It is hard to find friends who are girls because they get jealous when their boyfriend like me instead. I know you think i am very forward but my past has taught me to be very forward or else. I just got out of a boyfriend and i miss waking up next to someone. It has been a long time. You seem kind. can we meet?
Interested? Well a certain anonymous Bro was very interested. Little did he know that this was all a part of an undercover investigation by The Bro Report to expose the filthy weirdness of Myspace. You see Bai Ling was created by The Bro Report. What you will read over the next few days may disturb you.....stay tuned.
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