DOLPHINS WILL STRAIGHT MERK YOU

So the other day I was sitting on my couch watching the Tyra Banks show......listen douchebag I don't have job, and unless you want to hire me don't criticize my daytime tv selections. Anyway, if you haven't seen the show, it's basically Tyra Banks doing some talk show bullshit. Oh, and she is a complete retard. Literally. She's a complete moron. So this episode starts with a dramatic build up...Tyra is determined, she's tying her shoes, she getting into a car, she's got this serious face -staring through the window off into the distance. Then there's a fake flashback/dream sequence of her having nightmares. You see Tyra is on her way to conquer her biggest fear. That's what this episode is all about. Conquering your biggest and baddest fears. So Tyra arrives at this mysterious location and immediately starts crying. She's shaking and freaking out and straight runs off camera. So what's her fear? Is it flying? Is it heights? Fire? Water? Nope. Dolphins. Yup. I said DOLPHINS. oh man, what an idiot. Why are you afraid of dolphins? More over, that's your biggest fear? Who cares. When the hell are you ever going to run into a dolphin? That's a fear that doesn't need to be conquered lady. Just live with it. That's like me saying my biggest fear are grizzly bears. Am I gonna try and chill with a bear to fix that? Hell no. Maybe I'm a complete weirdo, but watching Tyra Banks cry at sea world was one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Later in the show she had a bunch of other people on to face their biggest fears. This big fat black lady was straight TERRIFIED of pennies. She wouldn't go near them. That was pretty funny. But not really because I too am terrifed of money. You won't see me anywhere near that shit.