COUGARS HAVE DAUGHTERS IN THEIR 20's

The following report was submitted by an Anonymous Bro. So Bro#1 and Bro#2 roll into random magazine party the other night. Here is a small sample of the evening.

Bro#1: (1 1/2 hours into being there) "Hey do you realilze that you, me and two other dudes are the only straight guys here?"
Bro#2: Yeah dude. Did you think all of these friendly guys with strange haircuts, suspenders and funky checkered shorts were straight."
Bro#1: "So basically we're IT!"
Bro#2: "Yeah, so why don't you stop watching basketball and start getting your game on."
Up walks this 55 year old rich desperado [as in very desperate] we'll just call her the "Cougar".
Cougar: [immediately] "You guys wanna do some Yayo?"
Bro#1: "Ahh, yeah sure, why not?"
Bro#2: no comment
Cougar: "Here, just do it on this table look there is a little corner of metal, like a mirror."
Bro#1: "No thanks...maybe i'll just wait a bit."
Cougar: "Ok but I have to go soon, I have a car coming because I lost my license a few weeks back in my porsche." [No doubt on a drunking driving binge somewhere in Conn. Mind you I could care less. Give me your bag and we'll call it good.]
Bro#1: "No worries, I'll be right back."
Into the crowded bathroom i go. I come out a few minutes later to find Bro#2 taking down the digits of said cougar. The Cougar leaves.
Bro#1: "Yo dude! What's with the creepy old womans # ??? What exactly do you plan to do with that?"
Bro#2: "She insisted. She has a house in the Hampton's and she wants us to party with her and her three 20 something year old daughters."
Bro#1: "we're serious creeps"
Bro#2: "definitely"