ARMENIAN TEENS LOVE SNAPPLE

A couple days ago [for some loserish reason] I was trying to recall a "snapple fact" that i had read and couldn't remember. So I googled "snapple facts," and the first result on google was: Armenianteens.com. HUH? Who knew Armenians loved snapple facts so much. Anyway, once i was on that website I found a link for Armenian Jokes. Here are some of my favorite "You know you're Armenian when...." "jokes" taken from the site:

#12. You play a musical instrument.
#13. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).
#14. You twirl your pen around your fingers.
#21. You own a rice cooker.
#39. You keep used batteries.
#32. Your parents send money to their relatives in ARMENIA.