ANOTHER LIFE SAVED BY THE BRO REPORT...MAYBE

Bro #1: Dude. I wanna chill and grab some more beers - but i really got to be out.
Bro #2: Wait. why? You should hang out, you just got here.
Bro #1: Nah man.... listen bro i'm talkin' to this girl......
Bro #2: So???
Bro #1: You don't understand.... she's got this job. It's cool if I'm late for work, but if shorty's late, there might be some problems if you know what i mean.
Bro #2: Huh? What does she do?
Bro #1: Suicide hotline operator..bad news...I'm not tryin' to be responsible for some shit like that.
Bro #2: You better get going.