So I was at this lunch spot in Brooklyn coppin' a tasty treat when this couple walks in with their GI-NORMOUS child. The kid couldn't have been older than 5 but must have weighed at least a buck 25. I honestly couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl... It was wearing an XL basketball jersey and at one point this huge titty popped out the side.....which made me feel oddly curious, ashamed, amused and sad all at the same time. So what does shorty order? A bacon, bacon, bacon, egg and cheese AND huge bottle of Yoohoo. [Ok the kid didn't order a triple bacon egg and cheese but he did order a regular B+E+C and then proceed to bang on the table saying "BACON, BACON, BACON," over and over again.] I am not blaming that king kong-like child.....it's not the kids super hungry fault. It's the parents. How can you let your child eat to the point of uber-obesity? Are you bathing him/her in lard? Ever heard of vegetables? Is the amount of chins on your kids face a sign of wealth in your fucked up country? Whatever it is, please please save some bacon for me.
So I was at this lunch spot in Brooklyn coppin' a tasty treat when this couple walks in with their GI-NORMOUS child. The kid couldn't have been older than 5 but must have weighed at least a buck 25. I honestly couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl... It was wearing an XL basketball jersey and at one point this huge titty popped out the side.....which made me feel oddly curious, ashamed, amused and sad all at the same time. So what does shorty order? A bacon, bacon, bacon, egg and cheese AND huge bottle of Yoohoo. [Ok the kid didn't order a triple bacon egg and cheese but he did order a regular B+E+C and then proceed to bang on the table saying "BACON, BACON, BACON," over and over again.] I am not blaming that king kong-like child.....it's not the kids super hungry fault. It's the parents. How can you let your child eat to the point of uber-obesity? Are you bathing him/her in lard? Ever heard of vegetables? Is the amount of chins on your kids face a sign of wealth in your fucked up country? Whatever it is, please please save some bacon for me.
5 Comments:
shorty was a girl.
now i feel even worse about seeing one of her titty-balls
fat kids are taking over...this one ruffed the last chocolate glazed jumpoff from me and i was honestly mad as shit.
fat people, particarly fat kids, are the worst.
damn look at them titties
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