WATCH OUT FOR THE WOBBLERS

Walking around NYC gives one ample time to observe (creep out) all types, shapes and colors of women. And the women know that Dudes are scoping, so they try to stay fly and I'm not mad at that. What I am mad at is when girls try so hard to be fly that they lose all common sense. Listen, high heels can look sweet, it makes the legs look longer, the ass more proper - no complaints with that. But Ladies. Please. Let The Bro Report offer you a few words of advice. If you can't walk in those joints - don't wear them. I can't explain how retarded it looks to see a girl wobbling around in heels looking like their ankles are straight made of rubber. Its' mind boggling how painful it looks. Do you realize that you only look good when you are standing perfectly still? As soon as you start walking it's like a drunken newborn Giraffe - unstable, legs looking like they may give out at any second. Get yourself a high heel starter kit, practice at home or something, but please don't break out those stilettos until you learn to ride them without training wheels. [ALSO!] However, if you wobble around and accidentally fall on Paully P's penis - he won't be mad at you. In fact, lately it's his only strategy for getting laid.