tis the season
Uh OhIt's looking kinda sunny out there right now. Apparently the early spring hailstorms are finally over. It's about to be summer time and you know what that means. Varsity tanning season fool! Kids are trtying to be real bronzed by the time the season starts.
Some bros (this kid right here) have already been putting in work in the Caribbean. What cha’ll got on that? Nothing that’s what, I’m Straight up Captain of the varsity squad. Don’t get discouraged though, it’s still the preseason, but you best get training. It's no joke out there and you don't want to get caught looking real pasty.
see you at the neptune line, like the 8:35 jump off.
2 Comments:
wow, captain is a big responsibilty. are you ready to handle that? i mean i know of a few All-Americans returning for their senior year. there are gonna be a lot of ego's to tame.
Pasty bros are a major no-no. But neither are dayglo-orange douchebags.
Learn the fine line, bros-in-training... day classes from the Cap't are a must!
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