THE TAO OF EVROCKER

The Following conversation took place on Tuesday between 1:29 and 1:34 PM.

Me: I think samantha is gonna send me some free lunch from her deli...its good to know people in high places...
Evan: The deli business is no joke...do you know what you're getting?
Me: nah...but they got a lot of stuff....
Evan: Isn't she aware that I eat sandwiches too - could you let her know - I'm kinda hungry
Me: what'll it be? pastrami?
Evan: too jew... Turkey maybe?
Me: Wasps love turkey
Evan: indeed
Me: Jew : Pastrami - AS - Wasp : Turkey.
Evan: Free huh? Does she know you're making over $100K a year?
Me: She knows that i'm a complete loser.
Evan: oh - way to lie dude. Remember the reality you see is the reality one isn't aware of - or something like that....
Me: oh yeah?....I forgot, whats my lie these days?
Evan: hey - I only make my own - that's your job.
Me: Right. Living at home taking care of my SICK father and working at a BIG FANCY corporate law firm getting RICH doing IMPORTANT work that i LOVE...
Evan: I think you're getting the hang of it - now spread the word and KAZAAM!!!! - you're an instant success
Me: KAAAZZAAAM! .........In my minds eye, I am already a big rich success...
Evan: Delusions of Adequacy. Congratulations, you've converted to Evanism. Welcome my son.
Me: You're good. You should write a book....the title: "Delusions of Adequacy and the Zen of Evanism." Now get writing.....
Evan: In my mind I've already finished it, so where does that leave me? I can't start again....
Me: WOW. you're like a pony tailed buddha..
Evan: Man i'm screwed up
Me: pretty much.