THE SILVERBACK-BROZILLA
As a few of you may now know a couple members of the Bro Report's Editorial staff headed to upstate New York this past weekend. And while part of the journey was trying to leave paully p at a yoga-hippie commune and watch him hulk out on the pacifists, the true reason for the trip was to search for the illusive Sasqwatch which was reportedly sighted in the same region. Well folks...The Bro team captured what may be the first upclose image of this "grasshopper" feeding beast. The conversation and images you are about to see are all real. I warn you these images may be disturbing.
Somewhere in the woods.........................
Bro#1: Yo....You hear that?
Bro#2: Yeah...it sounded fuckin' weird.
Bro#1: Bro, i'm starting to get freaked out.....wait. Do you see that?
Bro#2: See what? Nah.....Oh, i think i can make out something....

Bro#1: What's that weird light? Fuck man....I can't see shit
Bro#2: It sounds like something is right in front of us......
Bro#1: Quick turn on the flash Light
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Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somewhere in the woods.........................
Bro#1: Yo....You hear that?
Bro#2: Yeah...it sounded fuckin' weird.
Bro#1: Bro, i'm starting to get freaked out.....wait. Do you see that?
Bro#2: See what? Nah.....Oh, i think i can make out something....

Bro#1: What's that weird light? Fuck man....I can't see shit
Bro#2: It sounds like something is right in front of us......
Bro#1: Quick turn on the flash Light
***************************CLICK***************************

Holy Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4 Comments:
that beast mistook my stoned ass for a grasshopper and almost took my leg off!!
glad to be alive right now
bigfoot lives
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