MY PHONE IS TAPPED.

Two weeks after this conversation the head of the CIA resigned….coincidence? I think not.

Dan: I ran into liz yesterday.....oh wait, the day before..i was going to see Brick
Rob: Oh yeah she told me ... She's going to Spain on sat for like two weeks ...I hate her for that.
Dan: I Hate people who are enjoying their lives.
Rob: Me too ... cause I ain’t going to Spain, so i'm gonna be pointlessly furious with her for going to Spain .. pure logic
Dan: Dude i looked at the stats of some of these blogs and they are pulling in the way more readers than us....
Rob: Bullshit! We should debow their joints -
Dan: I dunno ...we need to step our game up and also just holler at cats to make sure their reading it and not just sleeping on our sad, sad brilliance or…..maybe we should turn The Bro into a porn site
Rob: Word ... child porn!
Dan: Damn. Now the CIA is definitely bugging my comp...…way to go ROB TALIHAN
Rob: I’m gonna kill the president…….just kidding FBI!
Dan: Dick Cheney is dead.......
…..to me b/c of his policies.
Rob: So the other day me and this dude Osama was chillin right ... just effing with ya FBI
Dan: Bro, i just copped this awesome book online about how to construct a pipe bomb with simple kitchen products...AWESOME! Eff U Porter Goss! Just kidding dude, relax.
Rob: I think the Feds are raiding TBR headquarters as we speak
Dan: Anyway…Did you get the good news? your gas problems over dude! Beans are now gas free!
Rob: Oh i heard ... but the question is: do those beans still taste proper-dukes
Dan: Its weird, apparently now they taste like farts.
Rob: Fuck that’s delicious