LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE
This morning I had a weird experience. So I had the sick 'medicine head' this morning from this Nyquil Jump Off from last night, and it was raining, and it was Monday so I was already prepared to "hulk-out." So I get to the subway station take a seat and wait to get mashed into a subway car with the scum of the earth. Some Asian woman with the worst acne imaginable sits next to me:Asian woman (in extra broken English): It raining bad
Me: Yeah it kinda is
Asian woman: you have umbrella, very nice
Me: um, yeah, you're gonna need one today
Asian woman (rubs my arm): where you go?
Me: (where is this convo going): Um, the Bronx
Asian woman: long trip for you
Me: Agreed
Asian woman: you give me umbrella since you trip so long, I have many places to go today
Me: No ... are you crazy?!
Asian woman: Don't be mean
That joint was one of those Kid A moments of "This isn't happening" ... Did some strange foreigner grab my arm and try to get me to run my umbrella ... I don't know how they rock in other countries but here in the U.S. of fuckin A, you cop your own umbrella or you get soaked ... God Bless America!
10 Comments:
damn rob i knew you were gonna start hitting the gym but relax bro...no need to break out the Jams.
don't be mad at the guns
i bet if she were white you would have given that umbrella to her. RACIST BASTARD!
I bet if it was JOE on that train he would be............[fill in the blank]
She wasn't rocking one of those rice paddie hats??? I thought asians never left the crib without one.
white, black, brown, puerto rican, or hatian ... i aint in the business of giving away umbrella to strange aggressive ugly women
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