Sunday, May 21, 2006

I'VE FALLEN AND I WON'T GET UP

What is the easiest way to bipass the Terry Schiavo fiasco of last year? How do you prevent politicians and religious nuts from telling you what to do with your own body? Get a tattoo of course. That's what an 80 year old Iowa woman did, getting, "DO NOT RESUSCITATE," tattooed on her CHEST. Damn. Now that's the real Thug Life. [On a side note when i googled "Thug Life+2Pac," this was one of the first images to appear. I don't care if it's expensive. Panties made of gold chains is NOT GANGSTER. Which reminds me: please remove any homoerotic photos of myself from the internet once i die. please.]

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice gold diaper....homo.

5:34 PM  
Anonymous said...

plus that gold at the bottom makes it look like he shits gold ... which in a way is ganster

9:37 AM  

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