INVESTIGATIVE BRO REPORTS

I know all of you loyal TBR readers have been wondering what has happened to the Evrocker. Dude has been missing in action almost since he's been rocked. Well, once again The Bro Report's investigative wing, the Central Intelligence Brogency, went into the bowels of the seedy New York underworld in search of a missing Bro. Now this is the very same CIB that somehow found and brought back the illusive Illy Al Zarkowitz, so you know they're serious. Unfortunately after weeks of operations only a few bits of evidence as to Evrockers possible whereabouts/activities have been discovered. This fuzzy image below was captured at an unidentified location....the picture is too blurry to know for sure....Could this be Evrocker? Does he have a long lost twin sister? Is he undergoing some weird hormone therapy? The CIB will continue to look into this matter but has said to have located a new trail of evidence, as they have been notified of a missing shipment of Lamb and Mint potato chips which was mysteriously stolen out the back of a truck on canal street. Stay tuned for updates.