The Bro Report's middle east (brooklyn) correspondent Al Zarq "The Shark," AKA Benji Al-Zarkowitz, AKA Ayo Zarkowee, AKA Osama beatmakin' Laden has gone missing. The Zarq's past hideout, Baldos Pizzeria in Greenpoint has been staked out with no success. Rumor has it Zarqowitz has been hiding from the IRS in a sparse mountainous region located along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan called, "Sunset Park." Making his way through abandoned pipe factories and with the help of Italian New York METS fans he has managed to avoid most detection by allied forces. This man is armed with the ability to hate on almost anything (with the exception of petable canines), a serious appetite for Burritos, and an unbelievably consistent tardiness. Be forewarned, he is dangerous if cornered.
The Bro Report's middle east (brooklyn) correspondent Al Zarq "The Shark," AKA Benji Al-Zarkowitz, AKA Ayo Zarkowee, AKA Osama beatmakin' Laden has gone missing. The Zarq's past hideout, Baldos Pizzeria in Greenpoint has been staked out with no success. Rumor has it Zarqowitz has been hiding from the IRS in a sparse mountainous region located along the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan called, "Sunset Park." Making his way through abandoned pipe factories and with the help of Italian New York METS fans he has managed to avoid most detection by allied forces. This man is armed with the ability to hate on almost anything (with the exception of petable canines), a serious appetite for Burritos, and an unbelievably consistent tardiness. Be forewarned, he is dangerous if cornered.
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