I’ve never been a big fan of going out with co-workers for drinks after work. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of cool people that some of us work with, however, I’ve never been in more uncomfortable conversations with people I know and care little about. Why is it that homegirl who never makes eye-contact with you at work suddenly decides to tell you she’s never had an orgasm in her entire life and starts rubbing your back with awkward strokes??? Why is Mr. Office Comedian twisted off of two beers and talking three inches from my face-piece??? (by the way, I fucking hate you bro, you’re not even remotely funny, matter of fact, every time I hear your voice I get the sudden urge to drop kick something. I can’t wait to quit my job and bump into you on the street, you awful jew-faced clown.) Hey Todd from the accounting department, did you really light the wrong end of your cigarette…TWICE?? Why are all of you twisted off your ass and sweating profusely??? Did that gross girl just tell me that it looks like I have nice abs??? I’ll see you morons in the office; at least there you can all front like you’re not a sick nerd who gets bent off of one-and-a-half Amstels. Jerkoffs.
I’ve never been a big fan of going out with co-workers for drinks after work. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of cool people that some of us work with, however, I’ve never been in more uncomfortable conversations with people I know and care little about. Why is it that homegirl who never makes eye-contact with you at work suddenly decides to tell you she’s never had an orgasm in her entire life and starts rubbing your back with awkward strokes??? Why is Mr. Office Comedian twisted off of two beers and talking three inches from my face-piece??? (by the way, I fucking hate you bro, you’re not even remotely funny, matter of fact, every time I hear your voice I get the sudden urge to drop kick something. I can’t wait to quit my job and bump into you on the street, you awful jew-faced clown.) Hey Todd from the accounting department, did you really light the wrong end of your cigarette…TWICE?? Why are all of you twisted off your ass and sweating profusely??? Did that gross girl just tell me that it looks like I have nice abs??? I’ll see you morons in the office; at least there you can all front like you’re not a sick nerd who gets bent off of one-and-a-half Amstels. Jerkoffs.
9 Comments:
you're a jerk
No way. There are no cool co-workers. If your office has cool people, it isn't an office, it's a small business.
going out for drinkers with coworkers is kinda like flirting w/ a girl in front of your parents
Going out for drinks with co-workers is a surefire way to ruin any respect you ever had for them.
Paul.......You belong on Broadway Bro
That just doesn't make any sense.
Who is Broadway Bro?
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