"Hate Me Today" ... Not a Problem!
I'VE DONE IT!!! I have made a tremendously important scientific discovery. I have officially found the worst Video/Song ever made. After approximately 13 years of extensive research I can officially say this is the worst joint ever. Like the apple on Newton's head this discovery happened randomly. I returned from work, and turned on Fuse (the bootleg MTV2) to kill some time before the Newshour (Shout out Jim Lehrer, I see you Bro). And this monstrosity is what I saw ... So maybe you say, "Dr. Taliban, there are many many terrible songs? Why this one? Well I will outline my scientific measures:
1) Sound: This really truly sounds profoundly awful
2) Lyrics: It is a song about his own suicide. All I gotta say is please please live your lyrics ... he actually says, "While I was busy waging wars on myself. You were trying to stop the fight." What? Did you really say that douche? Are you retarded or mentally ill? Clearly you are at least one.
3) Visuals: This dude is a fat Goth, which is completely unacceptable. Then he plays a third rate emo song (as defined by MTV, not Rites of Spring). Then he plays a fifties looking guitar for no reason. The video starts with him listening to an answering machine message from his mother, post-suicide, and then troops through his crib reliving the memories. Whoever's idea this video was should be shot and killed on site. Dude is wanted "death or alive", and I won't retract my statement 4 years later.
Now some may say that there are worse videos that have started truly terrible trends, maybe a Korn video and that whole Nu-Metal thing. But my analysis is based purely on the video not historical factors.
Dr. Robbie Tailban received his PhD in Unwarranted Anger from the University of Self Recrimination. He currently teaches Hulkanomics at Prick University.
1) Sound: This really truly sounds profoundly awful
2) Lyrics: It is a song about his own suicide. All I gotta say is please please live your lyrics ... he actually says, "While I was busy waging wars on myself. You were trying to stop the fight." What? Did you really say that douche? Are you retarded or mentally ill? Clearly you are at least one.
3) Visuals: This dude is a fat Goth, which is completely unacceptable. Then he plays a third rate emo song (as defined by MTV, not Rites of Spring). Then he plays a fifties looking guitar for no reason. The video starts with him listening to an answering machine message from his mother, post-suicide, and then troops through his crib reliving the memories. Whoever's idea this video was should be shot and killed on site. Dude is wanted "death or alive", and I won't retract my statement 4 years later.
Now some may say that there are worse videos that have started truly terrible trends, maybe a Korn video and that whole Nu-Metal thing. But my analysis is based purely on the video not historical factors.
Dr. Robbie Tailban received his PhD in Unwarranted Anger from the University of Self Recrimination. He currently teaches Hulkanomics at Prick University.
7 Comments:
The Horror... THE HORROR!!!!
worst video/song combo EVER.
dude from this video please kill yourself
dude from this video please kill yourself
The video, to me, shows how his mother supported him through rough times and supported him in his ideas, clothing, and music. He wishes he could have done more for her but he could never talk to her again because either: She died, He commited suicide or some other event.
thanks for the explanation ... dick
It was about his relationship with his mother... and a sucide note to her. UGH!!!
This is why I HATE emo!!!
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