BROS ON THE PATH

The following article was written by Bro-tributer: Jtupp aka The LES smoked fish king

Warning! Bros have been spotted gettin' their spiritual groove on just a few miles north of the city. Many city dwellers spend time up there seeking the spiritual truths within them but these Bros had a different idea, with the intention of bagging some spiritualized punani, five here unnamed Bros, have spent a few days on "The Ashram" [hereafter to be known as "The Shram"] working the "We're bros and don't really understand yoga or meditation. Would it be possible for you to show us the bouncing lotus on my spitting stick?" Mind you a technique that hasn't been used since the late 60's. To these Bros dismay the band of Jivamukti models searching for the not so new but quite relaxing, forward bend meets arching back with my dick in her ass, were no where to be found. Beware these Bros may be suffering some fallout from their experiences at "The Shram." They may try to talk about their feelings more or bust out with the occasional "OM" or some other Sanskrit shit. DO NOT RESPOND! Turn around and walk away. We wouldn't want to perpetuate their connections to the spiritual realm they believe they have discovered. Experiments are underway to see the true effects of "The Shram" on Bros. Until we know more be wary, very wary.