NEW STUDY FROM BRMS

The Bro Report Ministry of Statistics has uncovered a new and disturbing correlation between the frequency of bro participation, and bro gainful employment.

Months of comparitive research tracking key bros support the findings. As evidenced by the graphic at right. A mild spike in posting is often followed by a drastic decrease in employment, which is in turn flowed by an explosion in posting.

On another note, the good folks over at NASA seem to have had the bros in mind when preparing this helpful document on how to save yourself in the event you have fallen into a large bottle of Johnny Walker Black.