The Most Horrible Noise Ever

Since moving to NY to be closer to The Bro Headquarters, the main branch of The Bro Industries LLC, I have encountered noises that I was never aware of while living in far off places around the globe. New Yorkers are used to these constant sounds; you know the usual ambulance, fire truck.... the music blasting out the corner bar. These are normal noises in NYC.

However, last Sunday I experienced a sound that has changed my life forevcr, and has been haunting me ever since. The one day of the week I look forward to is Lazy Sundays. Bros have been known to be napping in their beds on Sundays well past 3 pm on the regular.

So last Sunday- while sound asleep, yours truly, Davey Boy was startled at 10 am by a strange and unfamiliar noise.... Is that Joe enjoying some afternoon delight in the next room? Pretty gross, but No. This sound is coming from below. Are two water buffalo wrestling downstairs? Probably not. And then I realized....... it was my Gay downstairs neighbor getting down with his new Boyfriend (who was the feminine one). Not only was I not happy, I was shocked. (I don't think any human has made a face that expressed the combination of horror/surprise that i experienced, the image above was the closest thing to it.) I realized i was hearing groans and grunts coming out of two grown men downstairs....with very different pitched sounds, a low one and a high one...... On a SUNDAY Morning Bro!!! That is NOT cool. In fact, it was enough to switch me over to the other side when it comes to gay marriage. This Bro would say if it sounds that wrong, then it is most definitely WRONG!!!!!
-Daveyboy [nohomophobe]