It's a Dealbreaker

Being the least employed bro on Manhattan Island, I’ve been watching a lot of TV. Did you know that Bush said today that tactical nuclear strikes are on the table as a way to deal with Iran? That shit is crazy to me, because we have already caused enough trouble in that neighborhood. And using nuclear weapons is ridiculous under any circumstance I can think of. Except one. There is one place in the world for which I think it would completely reasonable to call in a nuke strike. That place is 27th street between 10th and 11th avenues. There is no other place with such a high concentration of door men, jelled hair, shaved chests, Aldo boots, Seven Jeans, fake tits and general house music, bridge and tunnel fuckery in town. On a recent night, a couple of us bros were tricked into going into a club on this block that they shut down (they shut down the block on the weekends people!) because of the high concentration of aforementioned wackness. How did we get tricked you ask? Because there were girls and free booze fuckface, why else? After having to fight my way to the doorman, we were told that the club was shut for the night. This is the stupidest thing in the world, seeing how it was 1 and joints don’t close until 4. That may change when they officially make that block and annex of New Jersey, where bars close at 2. We finally made it inside to the drinks and the girls, just to realize that even though some of them were fly, we had absolutely nothing to say to them, because they all really liked the house music that was playing. And as my man paully p says, “If a girl likes house music, it’s a deal breaker”. I couldn’t agree more paully!
So let’s not waist nukes on some far away country that doesn’t affect our quality of life right now, let’s call in the bunker busters on a real threat: Chelsea club block 27th and 10th.