IS THIS THE REAL JOE?

I was in Amsterdam almost 5 years ago. I was only there for a couple hours on a layover heading to Paris but i managed to get really high and do some typical stupid tourist shit. I went to the sex museum and then the wax museum. I don't rememeber much about the sex museum but i remember being really stoned and weirded out at the wax museum. What freaked me out was that besides your celebrity wax figures they also had replicas of normal everyday looking folks. I would look around and anyone who wasn't moving at the time could totally have been made of wax. I didn't know, or couldn't tell who was real and who wasn't. I know there are a lot more crazy -i'm so fucked up stories that people have about amsterdam, like daveyboy who took a bunch of shrooms and borrowed some hippie artist's markers and despite no artistic talent whatsoever produced a work of art so breathtaking that people gathered around in the cafe and argued over who could keep it, or when davey got pulled up onstage at a sex show and had some transvestite/hooker draw a heart on his chest with the marker wedged in his/her vagina-but i digress. If Joe had a wax figure of himself it would look like this and it would scare the shit out of people.