I'M NOT A SMART MAN, BUT I KNOW WHAT RAGE IS

Listen, I understand that people in offices have their own preferences when it comes to listening to music or the radio at work. Personally, I’m a News kinda dude…news is news, but people have very different tastes in music, plus bad songs are fucking horrible. Which brings me to this chick I work with. Every day without fail she puts the interent radio jumpoff on Lite FM. Hey, I’m no fascist, I can deal with some of those horrendous “hits,” i mean hey, at times it's better than listening to my deformed nose whistle and my other co-worker swallow his burps…but this site plays the exact same set of songs EVERY FUCKING DAY. Each day she puts the joint on and all of sudden she’s all surprised when Dido comes on… "oh I love this song”..really? you love it? Do you realize you’ve been listening to this song once or twice a day every day for the last month? Don't you see that you know all the words b/c you've been hearing it over and over and over. Fuck, i think i know all the words to that Mariah Carey joint. I’m going fucking crazy over here if I have to listen to another Bee Gees song….Christ almighty change the station.