I'M GOING UNDER THE KNIFE

Bro's, I have made a momentous/courageous decision. Being that I currently have health insurance, [and we all know that's not gonna last] - I have decided to have surgery to repair my deviated septum [aka broken beak]. See, the problem is my nose looks like that ill crumpled joint on the left, as opposed to the adorable staright joint on the right. I learned that after breaking my nose multiple times through years of using it to catch basketballs, footballs, fists, elbows, the occasional metal pole and a door or two, I had basically destroyed my ability to breath like a normal human being. And while the injury did provide me with super human strength in one nostril, [I constantly blow out candles on dinner tables, not the candles in front of me, but the ones two tables down] it also prevents me from breathing 90% of the time, while causing me to snore like a Wildabeast One Hundred Percent of the time. And although I am nervous about the surgery, I went to the Doctor yesterday and he eased all of my fears. In fact he had some crazy computer jumpoff that actually created a model of what I will look like post surgery......................peep it:

KKAAAAZZZAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!



















Fuck all ya'll ugly mutherfuckers...