ICE CREAM BEATS FOR THE STREETS

NYTimes: "The mayor also overhauled the city's noise code for the first time in three decades, taking aim at loud nightclubs, barking dogs and even that staple of summer, the Mister Softee jingle..."

Hold up bro, I sorta got over the whole smoking ban, and the sick $2 cigarette tax, but I think you went a little overboard my man. MISTER SOFTEE???? How are you gonna take away one of the truest voices of the streets. More importantly, how the fuck am I gonna know when I'm about to cop a tasty snowcone or that toasted almond jump-off if I can't even hear my man Mr. Softee's beats. Why do you hate ice cream and tasty treats so much Bloomberg?? What about it scares you?? Were you too busy getting duffed out by the other kids in the park to ever catch up to the Mr. Softee truck? Did the other kids laugh at you and call you ugly while they ate their snowcones? It truly boggles the mind how much of an asshole our Mayor is. All I'm saying is my man Bloomy sees no kind of "noise" issues with installing cellphone reception in the subway, but loses his shit when he hears that catchy little Softee jingle. Its clear that Bloomberg owns a few dozen cell-phone companies, but I dare to ask: does he own any stock in Mister Softee???? Doubt it. Bloomberg is a vicious businessman who fuckin hates ice cream and all the little Dominican kids who chase after that truck. Hey Bloomberg, you rich racist shit, not everyone orders their ice cream from Fresh Direct, some of us gotta keep our ears to the streets. Fuck you Bloomberg, I should be able to hear my snowcones coming a mile away. I know one thing, Bloomberg may silence that push over Mr. Softee but i wouldn't step to Brooklyns finest, The Kool Man [aka the M.O.P of the ice cream truck game], cause' he ain't going out without a fight....