There are few things that are more destructive to ones reputation at work than the hangover face. You know what I’m talking about, coming into that joint all bleary eyed, looking like you just escaped from one of them Matrix incubation pods. Just having ripped the whiskey IV out and shit. You can’t pull it off, even if you shower twice and put on the crispiest outfit you own. THEY ALL KNOW YOU WERE HAMMERED LAST NIGHT. Look at those bags under your eyes. Can you even open your eyes? Jesus man. Is that a drool stain on your chin? Looks like the salt flats. And yo, if you don’t think your breath is thorough right now, you are wilding. For serious, you should have called in sick bro.
There are few things that are more destructive to ones reputation at work than the hangover face. You know what I’m talking about, coming into that joint all bleary eyed, looking like you just escaped from one of them Matrix incubation pods. Just having ripped the whiskey IV out and shit. You can’t pull it off, even if you shower twice and put on the crispiest outfit you own. THEY ALL KNOW YOU WERE HAMMERED LAST NIGHT. Look at those bags under your eyes. Can you even open your eyes? Jesus man. Is that a drool stain on your chin? Looks like the salt flats. And yo, if you don’t think your breath is thorough right now, you are wilding. For serious, you should have called in sick bro.
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My mom alwayz looks lyke tat on sondais during southpark. She tells me to "pis of" and pay wif my toys and lafs histericly.
Josh
Age 12
Boise, Idaho
do you have a job to go in to hungover anyway? ha ha
sorry if that was harsh...i think it's funny.
Babe, you look like SHIT in that pic. Still love ya though, of course.
it's all for the sake of blogo-jurnalism that i was that hammered before work and yes that pic was taken while i had a job
jackass
you look like captain weesy McWeasals
Danny Fresh is a fag
Just kiddin Dan. I thought you were gonna see it right away. That would have been funny, but at this point you'll probly just get pissed.
shut up.
Yikes, Pesky... ease back from the bottle. You look like you were drowned in the East River, drip-dried, and then put in one of those fruit dehydrators. Nice work, tho!
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