GOOD TIMES, BAD ART

I’m truly tired of listening to people say that you can’t compare or judge art. BULLSHIT. Some of that shit straight sucks, and you shouldn’t feel weird or alienated for believing so. Why is it that people look at you like a retard who just threw mayonnaise all over the picture and/or sculpture, when you simply say, “damn, that shit really sucks.” People are cool with judging books, movies, shows, PEOPLE, and all other kinds of shit, but when you attempt to say that some asshole artist really has no skill whatsoever, they look at you like you just shit your pants. Fuck you….that art sucks. I came to this realization last year when I was working at this gallery, where they were showing some abstract French artist's absurd drawings, which he refused to show unless accompanied by a “monotone symphony.” Basically, he would only hang up his drawings if there was a single piano chord being played CONSTANTLY throughout the gallery. Are you serious bro? Your drawings and retarded symphony is making my face hurt. People would come into the gallery and have weirdo pretentious conversations about the true meaning of the piano chord. Its so bad and nonsensical…SHIT, IT MUST BE GOOD!!! Wrong again…your art sucks. I was proven right when a mother brought her 3 year-old kid into the gallery, whereupon listening to the “symphony” and looking at the drawings he started laughing HYSTERICALLY. That’s right, this kid saw straight through the pretentious bullshit and came with that super un-filtered reaction. That’s why kids are the truth, they’ll hit you with that no-nonsense, damn your art really sucks a penis type reaction. This is why I’m cool with little kids. Except that one little dude in my elevator who looked up at me and told his mom that I had a weird shaped head. Fuck that little kid. I wonder if he still thought I had a weird shaped head after I put him and his mom in a straight-up full-nelson….doubt it.