DUDES ARE ALL BUSINESS ... WHAT CAN I SAY

So a couple of weeks ago I hired a financial consultant (H&R Block) to look over my assets. It made me realize it was high time for me to get my financial house in order. So I set a meeting with both my financial advisor (Daveyboy) and my lawyer (Dannyfresh) at my office (the subway station), we discussed the future fiscal year's budget based, in part, on the prior year's spending as a predictor. My advisor was impressed with my fiscal discipline, based on the budget described below:

Yearly Income	$39,000
Rent(that is when I had an apt., I'm currently homeless)	($6,600)
utilities	($480)
Clothing(I'm homeless and I look it)	($200)
Music (I've cut this down quite a bit cause I mean the older you get .. You just look at dudes and are like .. Wait you play guitar for a living?!)	($1,000)
Books (it's called a library, fuckface)	($100)
NY Times	($494)
cigarettes	($2,555)
Beer	($10,000)
Chinese Food	($14,200)
SAVINGS (aka "Money in the Bank, yeah"):	$$$3,371