BRMS SPECIAL REPORT

Once again, the diligent work of the good men at The Bro Report Ministry of Statistics has uncovered urgent information.

Since the emergence of The Bro Report there have been some remarkable and uncanny occurrences. As documented by DDD, there has been a steady rise in unemployment among Bro staffers. Oddly enough, another trend has emerged. It has come to the attention of The Bro Report statistical staff that an unprecedented FOUR bros have been dumped since the TBR went to print (These bros shall remain nameless, except for Paul because he straight deserved it). Did the commercial success go to their heads? Were the Bros revealing too much about their truly odd and at times nauseating behavior? Could it have been that Bro Report research trip to that whorehouse in Chinatown that did them in? Or was it the crushing embarrassment that these girls felt when they found out their significant other was……ewwww…..a blogger?????? Whatever the cause, these numbers speak for themselves:

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