Thursday, April 27, 2006

BRMS SPECIAL REPORT

Once again, the diligent work of the good men at The Bro Report Ministry of Statistics has uncovered urgent information.

Since the emergence of The Bro Report there have been some remarkable and uncanny occurrences. As documented by DDD, there has been a steady rise in unemployment among Bro staffers. Oddly enough, another trend has emerged. It has come to the attention of The Bro Report statistical staff that an unprecedented FOUR bros have been dumped since the TBR went to print (These bros shall remain nameless, except for Paul because he straight deserved it). Did the commercial success go to their heads? Were the Bros revealing too much about their truly odd and at times nauseating behavior? Could it have been that Bro Report research trip to that whorehouse in Chinatown that did them in? Or was it the crushing embarrassment that these girls felt when they found out their significant other was……ewwww…..a blogger?????? Whatever the cause, these numbers speak for themselves:

(click on image for greater detail)

25 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

unbelievable graph!

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck them relationsips

9:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think he meant relationslips

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think he meant relationslips

10:36 PM  
Blogger DDD said...

Please click the image to check teh latest styles in obscurely colored Air Force Ones

11:22 PM  
Blogger dannyfresh said...

I like how some bro's are double fisting

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Done!

We Need More Graphs.

NO HOMO

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good attention to detail..."curious" has a pink drink. hilarious.

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Blogger dannyfresh said...

i didn't even realize that the 'dumped' dudes were the only ones double fisting.

8:27 AM  
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Blogger The Gray Kid said...

holy shit man. The bad news is this kind of shit is actually FUNNIER and MORE ACCOMPLISHED than this blog and mine COMBINED and should probably be channeled in a more LUCRATIVE, HOUSE AND WIFE IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE-INDUCING direction for DDD. Remarkable. Seriously.

1:57 PM  
Blogger DDD said...

I was counting on TBR to get me there. Should be any day now

4:12 PM  
Blogger The Bro Report said...

According to this chart, our relationship game is in shambles, but our sneaker game is crisp.

7:45 PM  
Blogger robbie talihan said...

everyone else in the world should stop making graphs , cause what's the use, you can't do it like DDD

11:49 PM  
Blogger daveyboy said...

An unprecidented achievement in graphics and representation. WOW!!! What an inference

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dude youre awesome. no you are awesome. no you are, no you are.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, we're all awesome. It's just a fact but not a reality.

8:04 PM  
Blogger robbie talihan said...

anonymous you are not awesome .. in fact you're a worthless pile of shit

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