I admit it, I’m terrified of white-people. Yes, I’m white, but that doesn’t change the fact that I think my people are straight wild. Please believe that I’m much more shook off some white-dude in a suit than homeboy on the corner of 1-2-5 with an oversized white-tee. At least little man on the corner isn't conspiring against generations of PaullyP's, ruining the global economy and clubbing baby seals, all he's trying to do is a sell a few dime bags and MAYBE snuff a few white-boys like myself…I say MAYBE…cause I’m stupid quick, so I doubt little man can see me. But anyway, I know what you’re thinking, you’re like, “what if a black dude is rocking a suit, is he more terrifying than a white dude in a suit? But that’s simple… of course not, white dudes will never let a black dude into their inner circle of evil: black people are perpetually stuck in the minor leagues of evilness…white people got that shit on lock; They might let a few black dudes rock suits , but they’ll never get that all-access evil pass. I know you’re also thinking, damn Paul, Candyman is kinda ill, and he’s black! But honestly, you really think Candyman can see my man Freddy Kruger…I mean he might duff out that herb Jason…but FREDDY???? Chill, Freddy gets up in your dreams….that’s right, you’re motherfuckin dreams. You might be thinking, what if I didn’t fall asleep, then Freddy couldn’t get me, but that dude Candyman might still be able to merc me out. Sorry bro, your logic is oh so flawed…watch Freddy one through five again…nobody can stay awake that long….nobody….nobody...
I admit it, I’m terrified of white-people. Yes, I’m white, but that doesn’t change the fact that I think my people are straight wild. Please believe that I’m much more shook off some white-dude in a suit than homeboy on the corner of 1-2-5 with an oversized white-tee. At least little man on the corner isn't conspiring against generations of PaullyP's, ruining the global economy and clubbing baby seals, all he's trying to do is a sell a few dime bags and MAYBE snuff a few white-boys like myself…I say MAYBE…cause I’m stupid quick, so I doubt little man can see me. But anyway, I know what you’re thinking, you’re like, “what if a black dude is rocking a suit, is he more terrifying than a white dude in a suit? But that’s simple… of course not, white dudes will never let a black dude into their inner circle of evil: black people are perpetually stuck in the minor leagues of evilness…white people got that shit on lock; They might let a few black dudes rock suits , but they’ll never get that all-access evil pass. I know you’re also thinking, damn Paul, Candyman is kinda ill, and he’s black! But honestly, you really think Candyman can see my man Freddy Kruger…I mean he might duff out that herb Jason…but FREDDY???? Chill, Freddy gets up in your dreams….that’s right, you’re motherfuckin dreams. You might be thinking, what if I didn’t fall asleep, then Freddy couldn’t get me, but that dude Candyman might still be able to merc me out. Sorry bro, your logic is oh so flawed…watch Freddy one through five again…nobody can stay awake that long….nobody….nobody...
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Yo PP, perhaps you could enlighten us on your feelings towards Asians? Because the reality is, those peeps will karate chop you in half and then run laps around American businesses (super industrious ninja style) and bankrupt our entire economy. That’s kind of terrifying too.
white people are the worst ... its a good methaphor ... candyman merked dudes out in the PJs and only if you straight summoned the dude... white people just get in your dreams and fuck you up so bad dudes don't know if they asleep or not, dudes will get at you at all times and leave you feelin like shit i am dreaming right now, and then pow you're dead. merked in your bed with no one around to send to jail for that joint, unsolved mysterty but you ass is dead and noone know why
son, i feel that... for real.
black people wear suits. In the courtroom as defendents
I would rather be alone in a house with a white serial kller child molester rapist than out on 125th. Saveges up there.
ooooooooooookay.
chill out racist bill
Word up, tell wild bill over there to stop tryin' to start conflict.
Anonymous has the right to speak his mind....i mean, he's also going to catch a sick Candyman hook through his abdomen. Basically it all works out in the end.
This dude GIVES it to white people:
http://www.gregpalast.com/
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