THAT DRUNK BOLT TO THE DOME

So i was in this cab with Evrocker on the way to the spot....and then i started to realize something.....Hold up. We've definitely been drinking for a while...First we were at that creepo spot on A, I had already punished an el Sombrero margaharita and Ev had a few scotches plus some of that weird koolaid white wine punch, sprinkle in a couple beers......... "Oh shit," I thought to myself. Then it all happened in slow motion: I looked up and saw it coming.... Diving, I tried to knock Evan out of the way as i yelled..."NOOOOOO LOOOOK OOOUTT!!!!!" But it was too late..................


KAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!Dude got hit with that Drunk Lightning bolt and it was over. Huh? Drunk lightning bolt? Yeah ya jerk, a drunk bolt.....just like THIS. Dude was officially McTwisted for the rest of the night. Look at his eyes, his brain has been completely infiltrated by the twizzo. Another loss chalked up to the Drunk Bolt.