TAKE CARE MEANS YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG

The following is an ACTUAL email conversation forwarded from a friend of a Bro who shall remain anonymous.
ANONYMOUS BRO: I just wanted to apologize for the way I behaved on thursday night. I remember certain moments of the night but am honestly not entirely sure of what happened. If you really hate me and don't want to talk with me again then I will understand that. but please believe me when I say that I know I acted like a complete jerk and should have been in much better control of myself and my actions. and I am really trying to figure out how I got some pen drawings on my chest..... Which really confuses me as I do not remember having my shirt off or pulled up at all during the night..... I also remember you friend throwing a glass of water on me at the restaurant we went to in midtown..... what did I do to her to deserve that.....

UNAMUSED GIRL: Yeah, you were out of control and so was my friend, alcohol does that. but its hard to believe you don't remember what happened, you should take accountability for your actions. I didn't give you the impression that I was interested, so if you felt that way, it wasn't my intention. I was just hoping we could be friends. Anyways, I'm uncomfortable hanging out with you again. Take care.

On a side note: the phrase "take care" and its usage/implications by women has been documented in the past by TBR's Paully P.