IS GROSS A SENSATION?

A couple of Bro's headed to South Paw on Saturday and checked out a fresh show by Dr. Dog. Afterwards, drinks were consumed and late night snacks snacked upon. However, Evrocker took late night drunken munchies to a whole new level. And the level I speak of is GROSS. I admit I took a taste before realizing what I was eating: Slow. Roasted. Lamb and Mint. Chips....... Are you kidding me? What the fuck is wrong with you potato chip people. If I want potato chips I WANT CHIPS*. I don't want an entire meal compressed into a salty circular "sensation." You know what, I have a new flavor to suggest, how about Meat Loaf and Ketchup? Or maybe Liver and Onions? Sound good? Do you know what one of the main ingredients in this bag of chips was? Lamb Powder. The only sensation this bag of chips gave me was a severe case of the Burgles.**

*This website is absurd. I can't help but imagine the slobs who actually write the reviews, and how I want to be one].
**Word to be defined in the near future.