I GUESS I’M GONNA TAKE CARE OF MYSELF

In another anonymous Bro update, it has come to the attention of this Bro that another Bro has for years been implementing a diabolical and slightly gross technique in his attempt to be on the receiving end of affection from members of the opposite sex. I'm not saying there aren't worse techniques out there i was just unaware of this particular one. Apparently, if it appears that sex of any sort is not going to be happening, and after the Bro has requested and been denied to take things further, He then goes to Plan B. Plan B is a move that forgoes the embarrassment of begging but requires that you aren’t afraid to masturbate in a girls bathroom, which in itself has the possibility of being rather embarrassing, but hey I’m just reporting on this, I’m not offering an opinion, it’s called journalism with integrity people. Anyway back to the creepy sex moves. So after being denied, the Bro then disengages from amorous activity and for maximum guilt somberly states… “Well, I guess I’m gonna go to the bathroom and take care of myself.” At which point the girl either gives in and relents, or he straight works his joint in her bathroom. Apparently the percentages are about 50-50 as to what the girl will decide. Which begs the question: Who are these girls that are letting dudes work their joints all over their bathrooms?