HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY

So it is March 17th: St. Patrick's Day. Apprantley this is the day St. Patrick brought Catholism to Ireland (Good looking out, dick!) ... But the real point of St. Patty's is to realize that most people who have Irish hertige are basically worthless ... I can say this cause I'm Irish, well not Irish, but Irish American, and I was recently told that I, as a heterosexual white man can only make fun of myself, so that's what I'll do. If you need proof that Irish people are terrible just go to the parade ... You will see dudes who are 1/64th Irish getting shitty and yelling, and just being all around dicks because that is the way you celebrate the culture of the Celts:You get real drunk and angry. I remember back in high school (where there were not a whole bunch of crackers, basically me, Joe and my man Jam 2, Ben) ... Oh, and there was my boy Brian but as he told us in high school "I'm not white, I'm Irish." and in many ways he was correct .... So I'd like to take this time to highlight one the worst Irish Americans (and that's saying something) William Donohue of the Catholic League ... This dude is a truly terrible human being Here is a brief summary of this dued's truly terrible beliefs, basically you have St. Patrick to thank for this Monster:

• Name for me a book publishing company in this country, particularly in New York, which would allow you to publish a book which would tell the truth about the gay death style. There are certain things that the left won't tolerate. They are censorial at heart. Indeed, the signature appetite of the left has always been power. Now, they are running up against the American people.
• Well, first they said it [The Passion of the Christ] was anti-Semitic. That didn't work. Then they said it was too violent. That didn't work. Then they said it was S & M. That didn't work. Then they said it was pornography. That didn't work. Now they're saying it's fascistic queer-bashing. That kind of language would ordinarily get somebody taken away in a straitjacket and -- put you in the asylum. I don't know what about -- the queer-bashing is all about. I'm pretty good about picking out who queers are and I didn't see any in the movie. I'm usually pretty good at that
• If love is the sole basis for marriage, then what gives society the right to deny a marriage license to Fred and Fido? Or, for that matter, to Sam and Sally, a brother-sister couple who - like in the movie 'The Dreamers' - love each other in a way most people find unnatural? Surely it is irrational to forbid incest! After all, we once made it illegal for whites to marry blacks, didn't we? So isn't it the same to deny Fred and Fido; Tom, Dick and Harry; and Sam and Sally? Wouldn't it be intolerant to say no to this happy trio of lovers? Isn't this what makes America great equal rights for those who commit bestiality, polygamy, sodomy and incest?
• I'm saying if a Catholic votes for Kerry because they support him on abortion rights that is to cooperate in evil
• Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It's not a secret, okay? And I'm not afraid to say it. ... Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without nativity scenes. I like families. I like children. They like abortions.