It was me: godbody, had to dead that pork.... and er, chicken, and fish ... this dude right here has been busting his ass the last couple of days (which is kinda problematic since I'm REAL fuckin lazy) I got this paper due, and dudes have been troopin to the South BX by day then coming back to my girlfriend's house to bang out this paper, staying up real fuckin late reading shit about access to health care ... dude i got health care, and I don't use it, so what do I care about people who aint got it (I kid cause I love)... and so dudes are
excruciatingly tired and furious right about now ... oh and the other day I got this really terrible du, my girlfriend cut it and dudes were defintiely rocking the offical
Slobodan Milošević (RIP, Kid! is there a heaven for a gansta?!) Basically with the haircut I looked like I should have had a
Croatian at the end of a rifle, like "I'd get on some ol' 1996 shit and punch a Muslim in they face just for living" I looked nuts. So I had to get that jointed crisped out with some Russian lady down the block. So dude's have real short hair right now ... I get home last nite tired as shit, hungry as fuck and holler at my dudes at the Chinese restaurant, merked out on some blackbean tofu, you know just doing my thing ... meanwhile my girlfriend is sitting next to me sipping on some Jewish wine ... so after I finish my lifeblood (aka Chinese food, honestly, sondobbie, if they made that shit illegal I’d be a straight “Brownsausehead”, like yo you got them blue top dumplings, yo I got two Cheeseburgers, yo I’ll suck …)… we kiss and I'm like "you smell like wine" ... oh, her response
"YOU SMELL LIKE A DOG!" ... so I'm like "what'd you just say?" and her reply,
"I like the way dogs smell." No you don't, no one does, when you walk in to a real filthy crib you say to your boy on the low, "yo it smells like straight dog in here"... So whatever whatever were hanging and then she like
"with your new hair cut you look a someone ...um, from the fifties, like southern or something ... you know, someone who would be pro -segregation" say word,
"like you think that the Jim Crow laws were a good thing, like anti Brown v. The board of Ed". ... So to sum up, after a hard days work my girlfriend tells me a smell like shit and I look like an inbred racist piece of shit ... there’s nothing like the love and support of your significant other...
It was me: godbody, had to dead that pork.... and er, chicken, and fish ... this dude right here has been busting his ass the last couple of days (which is kinda problematic since I'm REAL fuckin lazy) I got this paper due, and dudes have been troopin to the South BX by day then coming back to my girlfriend's house to bang out this paper, staying up real fuckin late reading shit about access to health care ... dude i got health care, and I don't use it, so what do I care about people who aint got it (I kid cause I love)... and so dudes are excruciatingly tired and furious right about now ... oh and the other day I got this really terrible du, my girlfriend cut it and dudes were defintiely rocking the offical Slobodan Milošević (RIP, Kid! is there a heaven for a gansta?!) Basically with the haircut I looked like I should have had a Croatian at the end of a rifle, like "I'd get on some ol' 1996 shit and punch a Muslim in they face just for living" I looked nuts. So I had to get that jointed crisped out with some Russian lady down the block. So dude's have real short hair right now ... I get home last nite tired as shit, hungry as fuck and holler at my dudes at the Chinese restaurant, merked out on some blackbean tofu, you know just doing my thing ... meanwhile my girlfriend is sitting next to me sipping on some Jewish wine ... so after I finish my lifeblood (aka Chinese food, honestly, sondobbie, if they made that shit illegal I’d be a straight “Brownsausehead”, like yo you got them blue top dumplings, yo I got two Cheeseburgers, yo I’ll suck …)… we kiss and I'm like "you smell like wine" ... oh, her response "YOU SMELL LIKE A DOG!" ... so I'm like "what'd you just say?" and her reply, "I like the way dogs smell." No you don't, no one does, when you walk in to a real filthy crib you say to your boy on the low, "yo it smells like straight dog in here"... So whatever whatever were hanging and then she like "with your new hair cut you look a someone ...um, from the fifties, like southern or something ... you know, someone who would be pro -segregation" say word, "like you think that the Jim Crow laws were a good thing, like anti Brown v. The board of Ed". ... So to sum up, after a hard days work my girlfriend tells me a smell like shit and I look like an inbred racist piece of shit ... there’s nothing like the love and support of your significant other...
7 Comments:
Wait you ate chinese food, and then someone told you they smelled dog?... Im havin trouble gettin past that part!
hysterical
i dont unserstand your slang but smelling like shit is funny.
to understand it all you gotta do is buy mobb deep's 2nd album and master p's first, watch menace II society, and know that blue tops is a crack reference
oh and the capone and noreaga album
oh and and "my slang is editorial"
hahahah. You're slang is editorial and you definitely come with that briefcase flow.
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